Atriculate 

(Verb)

(a.) The funneling down of information or data from a large amount to a smaller amount.
(b.) The trickle-down effect of data that will bring one to a logical conclusion.
(c.) A process of vetting

The data moves through the process and atriculates to a conclusion.

Atriculate by Modern Day Shakespeare November 27, 2012

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003

Matriculate 

A fancy word used to make yourself sound more intelligent in a high stakes situation. Actual definition is irrelevant, use it confidently to replace any more common word and earn immediate respect from your friends and co-workers.

Len: What's the play coach?
Hank (Coaching in the Super Bowl and aware he is mic'd for sound): Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys.
Len: Got it coach!
Otis (Back in the huddle): What the hell does matriculate mean?
Len: I have no idea, but from the context it is clear he wants us to continue advancing the ball, and I'm inspired as fuck right now.

Matriculate by mtgeezycreezy December 10, 2016

Articulated Truck

4 in the front, 16 in the back. Fingers and toes, and knees if you get that far.

"Where's Rebecca?"

"She's in the hospital, I gave her an articulated truck last night"

Articulated Truck by Chiparoo October 9, 2011

Articulate 

Able to convert one's thoughts and emotions into words. Those who are articulate can use large, 'higher-level' words in their sentences without making a conscious effort to do so.

Just because somebody types without proper grammar doesn't make them inarticulate; after all, why does it matter whether or not you waste your time trying to add proper punctuation.

Articulate by Diggity Monkeez January 13, 2005

Articulatarian

1. An articulate person who provides a service to those requiring literary works with substantial many-syllabic words.

2. A follower of others who possess superior skills in writing with clarity, however not necessarily brevity.

The late 20th century in Australia saw the rise and fall of an Australian politician named Paul Keating who could be considered an Articulatarian. He was famous for his articulate denegration of many opponents, frequently delivering obscure and previously unknown insults within and outside the Parliament.

Articulatarian by Trecane November 1, 2013

Artrickulate 

Combines the words "articulate" and "trick." It is the act of tricking somebody by using very formal speech.

"I can't believe Paul artickulated Sam into doing his homework by explaining the benefits of keeping the mind working."

"Yea he can artrickulate anyone into doing anything."

Artrickulate by someguyfromcreativewritingclas October 31, 2011