attachabongable

The quality of the ability to attach a bong to a given object, thus giving the functionality of a bong to said object.

It slices, it dices... it's even attachabongable!

by SmokeyJ February 14, 2005

Attainable Girl Syndrome

When a guy assumes that he can 'get' a particular real life girl either to date or have sex with because he feels what he has going for him: looks, personality, status, money, job, degree, etc., are enough to impress the girl into doing so. But the problem is that girls want to 'date up', not 'date same' and definitely not 'date down', so girls that most guys think are realistically attainable to them, are not.

Girl #1: JP wants me, he keeps texting me to hang out.

Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.

Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS

Girl #1 and #2: AGS?

Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!

Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.

Girl #2: Most guys are!

by sarasplayroom.com December 2, 2009

attachabongable

Able to have a bong or other marijuana smoking device attached to it and used to inhale the smoke.

My gas mask is attachabongable.
Your asshole isn't attachabongable.

by jdawg January 11, 2005

attachless

adj. An e-mail without the referenced attachment.

Dude, that e-mail was attachless. You mind sending me the file next time?

by Mike R. Hill February 29, 2008

Attainable Hot

adj. A female whose attractiveness, under most circumstances, puts here out of your league, but her personality makes her attainable to the average guy.

Attainable hot: Mila Kunis, Kristen Dunst, Eliza Dushku

by bloj81 March 28, 2009

attractable

Able to attract others, so to insinuate you are willing to make sex explosion.

That Craig Hansel is so attractable, I just wanna... damn!

by Dana J MacDowell November 7, 2008