Definitions by SmokeyJ

lock and roll 

STL Slang for 'greening,' or taking the first hit of, a crack rock.

"Hey, man, can I get a lock and roll?"
"Nawh, man... I'm down to my last and I'll be fiending later."

lock and roll by SmokeyJ July 18, 2008

whiskey down 

Diner lingo for Rye Toast

Suck my ****. Then feed me whiskey down.

whiskey down by SmokeyJ July 30, 2005

girbiling

When you scare a girbel into crawing into your ass from a tube that gets hot.

Very popular in san frisco

I asked him if he wanted to girbel then he knocked me out for being gay.

girbiling by SmokeyJ March 31, 2005

Counterstrike 

A mixed shot containing 1 part Jagermeister, 1 part Tequila.
Created in the midst of a drunken LAN party, the Counterstrike is a shot that's guaranteed to have you wishing you were either: a. Dead or b. Able to stop puking

Man... that last round of Counterstrikes really fucked me up. I'm gone.

Counterstrike by SmokeyJ February 20, 2005

attachabongable 

The quality of the ability to attach a bong to a given object, thus giving the functionality of a bong to said object.

It slices, it dices... it's even attachabongable!

attachabongable by SmokeyJ February 14, 2005

Redheaded Slut 

An alcoholic drink containing 1 part Jaggermeister, 1 part Peach Schnapps, 1 part Cranberry Juice.
Best chugged from the cranberry juice container, Redheaded Sluts are a favourite in the midwestern urban lifestyle.

Jake and Justin were rockin' Redheaded Sluts in the driveway.

Redheaded Slut by SmokeyJ February 12, 2005