SmokeyJ's definitions

lock and roll

STL Slang for 'greening,' or taking the first hit of, a crack rock.

"Hey, man, can I get a lock and roll?"
"Nawh, man... I'm down to my last and I'll be fiending later."

by SmokeyJ July 18, 2008

Redheaded Slut

An alcoholic drink containing 1 part Jaggermeister, 1 part Peach Schnapps, 1 part Cranberry Juice.
Best chugged from the cranberry juice container, Redheaded Sluts are a favourite in the midwestern urban lifestyle.

Jake and Justin were rockin' Redheaded Sluts in the driveway.

by SmokeyJ February 12, 2005

attachabongable

The quality of the ability to attach a bong to a given object, thus giving the functionality of a bong to said object.

It slices, it dices... it's even attachabongable!

by SmokeyJ February 14, 2005

whiskey down

Diner lingo for Rye Toast

Suck my ****. Then feed me whiskey down.

by SmokeyJ July 30, 2005

girbiling

When you scare a girbel into crawing into your ass from a tube that gets hot.

Very popular in san frisco

I asked him if he wanted to girbel then he knocked me out for being gay.

by SmokeyJ March 31, 2005

Counterstrike

A mixed shot containing 1 part Jagermeister, 1 part Tequila.
Created in the midst of a drunken LAN party, the Counterstrike is a shot that's guaranteed to have you wishing you were either: a. Dead or b. Able to stop puking

Man... that last round of Counterstrikes really fucked me up. I'm gone.

by SmokeyJ February 20, 2005