Kunis

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An intimate orifice one is invited to stimulate during foreplay.

May also be used to describe a rare variety of turkish asparagus used in homeopathic medicine.

Her kunis quivered in anticipation when I entered the room.

Kunis by JeremyJoshBev March 8, 2009

Words you can keep

Kunis

A fine women, anyone by any gender would want to sleep with.

Tyrone: damn i'd sleep with that fine piece right dere...
Mike: Whats her name doe
Tyrone: oh iunno but she a kunis to me.... you kno id do anything to a kunis. All for kunis, kunis for all.
Mike: Oh damn really? I was in your house the other day killa T, and your mom told me to call her kunis.
Tyrone: shyeeet if she a kunis you kno ive already been up in dere.
Mike: Oh killa T! You done did it again!

Kunis by Timothytheschoolshooter January 11, 2017

Related Words

KUNISH • Kunis lingus • kunisexual • Kunisha • kunishka • mila kunis • Mila Kunis Me • Normalised Kunis Unit • make a mila out of her kunis • Kuni

Kunis

Slang for penis

Wow dude. That's one amazing kunis you've got there.

Kunis by Unkum March 18, 2017

Kunis

cute person or animal
shy person or animal

Such a kunis.

Kunis by Kunis April 27, 2020

Kunis lingus

The act of eating a York Peppermint Patty out of Mila Kunis' anal cavity.

Break out the Peppermint Patties, it's time for some Kunis Lingus!

Kunis lingus by Audio X August 10, 2010

Normalised Kunis Unit

This is a standardised unit of measurement for the hotness of a female, based on Mila Kunis being a 1, anything hotter being above 1 and anything not as hot being below. Also known as a NKU.

It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.

"Emma Stone is a 0.7 NKU"

"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"

Normalised Kunis Unit by Dg3097 November 24, 2014

mila kunis

Mila Kunis is a wonderful, young, hot, talented actress.

I love Mila Kunis.

mila kunis by anon March 30, 2004

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026