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Athelete 

A primordial urban legend on Discord. Athelete is responsible for vile racist slander and menacing other users. Legend has it that he is one of the oldest accounts on Discord, perhaps one of the first 10 accounts ever created on the site.

He tends to join football (soccer) -related servers.

Athelete is believed by some to be a ghost or demonic entity.
Athelete destroyed an entire server overnight.

They say if you listen closely on a voice chat, you can still hear Athelete, screaming into the distance.
Athelete by Vaa7 July 13, 2021
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Athelete 

Not to be confused with jocks, who are usually stuck-up idiots. Atheletes are people who are actually concerned about aspects of their lives other than their popularity and their cheerleader girlfriend. Athletes have an 85% better chance at becoming more successful than jocks, who will eventually be the people who clean the toilets at your local gas station. Atheletes, however, run a risk of being converted to jocks if they are on a sports team or group with them for an extended period of time (usually 2-3 years). High school teams usually are 10% athelets and 90% jocks.
Hey, Jackie Robinson was a great athelete! He broke the sports color barrier!
Hey, Michael Vick was a great jock. He fought dogs and lied about it!
Athelete by Rather_Large_Wombat March 21, 2008

Athelete 

Fake representation of a warrior, narcissistic, hateful, and a waste of money and time. Arrogant and promotes prostitution and drug use.
Please don't turn out to be an athelete all about the money and the handbags
Athelete by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

Athelete's foot

Athelete's foot is a fungal condition that makes the skin on your feet redish and irritating
John wants to wear socks all day because he doesn't want anyone to see him with athelete's foot

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Athletes Cock 

A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.
Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!

Roger: Yes!
Athletes Cock by Benny_Pish March 27, 2009

Video Game Athlete 

A noun: One who excels in all video games due to their exceptional hand eye coordination and motor skills. They are able to begin playing a new game of any genre and adapt quickly and effectively.
Keith has never played Halo but he was still able to dominate his competitors as soon as he picked up the controller for the first time because he is a video game athlete.

"Dale, I can't believe you just got beat by Keith. You and your brother have been training for years!" -Geoff
"He's a video game athlete so he already had the necessary skills to dominate" -Dale
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