asuela

A strong person who is there for you when needed, loves You for who you are, real wifey material. Tends to give to many people to many chances, but be careful once you’re on their bad side you can’t get out and they will most likely make your live a living hell!

“Yeh I met someone named asuela”
“Seems like a good catch, but don’t mess it up”

asuela by Spittingfax November 21, 2021

Tu abuela 

The term "Tu abuela" is a very commonly used Puerto Rican term that depicts a large number of uses, the most common of which is a comeback.

While it's most common usage is in a comeback, it can also be the answer to a question, establish you dont want to continue the conversation, break the ice, initiate a romantic sequence, be an adjective, an answer to a knock knock joke, or just literally refer to a person's grandma; tu abuela in this sense is a little like Por las nalgas.

Chris: You suck man, you betrayed us
Javier: Tu abuela!!

Chris: Fine, be that way, but anyhow, you wanna go to the movies later?
Javier: Tu abuela bro, i really just dont know, have you asked Neo?
Chris: I did, but im getting the vibe he is feeling a little under the abuela today.

Tu abuela by Dr_Juice March 17, 2013

abuela 

Grandmother

I'm going to see my abuela this christmas

abuela by Dannybadger December 1, 2015

abuela 

Grandmother in Spanish (Abuela en Español)

Mi Abuela es Boricua .... My grandmother is Puerto Rican.

abuela by pebblesrock90 December 8, 2015

Abuela Madrigal 

A mean old rat who needs to be sent into the nearest retirement home available.

Abuela Madrigal is a mean rat if I was mirabel I would’ve sent her into a retirement home and blow the candle off!

Abuela Madrigal by Princessdianaisqueen0010 January 5, 2022

Assela 

- One of the cities in Ethiopia 175km from main city/Addis Ababa/
- birth place of Haile Gebreselasie and most world class Athletes
- Plateau area in Ethiopia

1. I am going to assela this week.
2. You run like you were born in Assela

Assela by Bello80 March 23, 2011

Abuela Madrigal 

Abuela Madrigal is the grandmother in the Casita Madrigal. She loves all of her children and grandchildren dearly, except Mirabel. She wants to protect their family and keep all of them safe, except Mirabel she can go die in a hole.

Isabella Madrigal: Abuela, do you love me?

Abuela Madrigal: Of course my Isabella Perfecta! You are my favorite grandchild!

Luisa Madrigal: What about me?

Abuela Madrigal: I love you too, Luisa!

Mirabel Madrigal: And me Abuela?

Abuela Madrigal: Stfu you ugly ass hoe, you can go burn in a hole. Your the reason why Pepa is my favorite daughter, because she did not give birth to a raging mistake like you. You make me wish Bruno was back, I hate you! Get the fuck out of my face!

Mirabel Madrigal: You know what fuck you Abuela, Ima go put out the candle nobody loves you anyways.

Abuela Madrigal by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022