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I'm going to see my abuela this christmas
abuela by Dannybadger December 1, 2015
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Mi Abuela es Boricua .... My grandmother is Puerto Rican.
abuela by pebblesrock90 December 8, 2015
The mother of my mother.
The mother of my mother is my abuela.
abuela by Juanix December 13, 2015
Is the technical term for grandmother in Spanish.
Jack: my Abuela is more gangsta than yours!
abuela by Tanzi1029 March 1, 2016
Grandmother in español, might be a non blood relative or a blood one but one of the toughest people you will ever know and came with free childcare the second you were born and be careful because her chancla or zapatilla fucking hurts so never get in that bitches damn way
Jenni: My Abuela hit me yesterday with her special zapatilla

Megãn: Why?
Jenni: I touched the thermostat
Abuela by Evolet,pearl November 21, 2020

Abuela Madrigal 

A mean old rat who needs to be sent into the nearest retirement home available.
Abuela Madrigal is a mean rat if I was mirabel I would’ve sent her into a retirement home and blow the candle off!

Abuela Madrigal 

Abuela Madrigal is the grandmother in the Casita Madrigal. She loves all of her children and grandchildren dearly, except Mirabel. She wants to protect their family and keep all of them safe, except Mirabel she can go die in a hole.
Isabella Madrigal: Abuela, do you love me?

Abuela Madrigal: Of course my Isabella Perfecta! You are my favorite grandchild!

Luisa Madrigal: What about me?

Abuela Madrigal: I love you too, Luisa!

Mirabel Madrigal: And me Abuela?

Abuela Madrigal: Stfu you ugly ass hoe, you can go burn in a hole. Your the reason why Pepa is my favorite daughter, because she did not give birth to a raging mistake like you. You make me wish Bruno was back, I hate you! Get the fuck out of my face!

Mirabel Madrigal: You know what fuck you Abuela, Ima go put out the candle nobody loves you anyways.
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