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Elizabeth is the senior United States senator from Massachusetts. She is a proud indigenous Cherokee woman.
Elizabeth Warren's DNA Results:

99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% European

00.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% Cherokee
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Emily is a white; trans-masculine; femme; genderfluid; able-bodied; neurotypical; depressed; demigrayhighmantic; bluesemidemitrisexual; semihighgreytransromantic; surviver of abuse; Generation Alpha; and Dog parent. Thon pronouns are xe/xem/xyr/xyrs/xemself when thon is happy, ve/ver/vis/verself when thon is sad, ey/em/eir/eirs/eirself when thon is angry, they/them/their/theirs/themself when thon is scared, nee/ner/ners/nerself when thon is disgusted, mer/mers/merself when thon is in love, kie/kir/kirs/kirself when thon is sick, and thon/thons/thonself when thon is feeling neutral. Thon does not have a father, on a unrelated note. Thon is also 12 years old. Thon mother wishes she has gotten an abortion. Thon is also considering becoming a furry zoophile.
Person: Omg did you hear about Emily, she has like a bunch of different pronouns for her different moods, it's so stupid.

Emily, eavesdropping: OMG DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT MY PRONOUNS?!!!

Person: Oh no Emily, I meant to say thon has a bunch of different pronouns!

Emily: MY PRONOUNS RIGHT NOW ARE EY/EM/EIR/EIRS/EIRSELF! YOU ARE SO HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, AND TRANSPHOBIC! I AM GETTING THE PRINCIPAL.

Principal: STFU Emily nobody cares about your stupid pronouns we are all referring to you as she/her/hers/herself!

Emily: I AM CALLING THE POLICE, THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!

Principal: Oh boy...
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Eric Trump is the third eldest Trump child and the last child that Donald Trump had with Ivana Trump. Eric Trump is known for being a retarded degenerate with an IQ of 24. He is even dumber than his brother, Donald Trump Jr.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Eric Trump?

Donald Trump: My son Eric, is literally retarded. I am totally ashamed to be his father.
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To shit in somebody's bed out of hatred, resentment, or feeling the need to abuse somebody.
Abuser: OMG, I just Amber Hearded all over my boyfriend's bed because he chose to visit his mom in the hospital instead of taking me to the mall!

Friend: Wow I can't believe you just did an Amber Heard on his bed!
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ThatNonVeganTherapist is an alter ego of ThatVeganTeacher. She is a therapist who gives therapy sessions to people. One of her patients is Nikocado Avocado. She often recommends that people do not become vegan since meat makes people happy.
ThatNonVeganTherapist: You should consider not being vegan, because there is no point, and meat is good for your mental health anyways. I could order some meat for you if you'd like!
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ThatVeganNurse is one of the alter egos of ThatVeganTeacher. She is a kind vegan nurse who asks people kindly if they want to go vegan. She is fully accepting of people if they choose not to become vegan. She can be a little biased towards people who eat meat.

ThatVeganNurse does not approve of ThatVeganTeacher's methods and condemns her for being mean.
ThatVeganNurse: Um hi! I was hoping that you could maybe, I dunno, consider becoming vegan? It's okay if you don't want to!

Proud Carnist: STFU.

ThatVeganNurse: Oh, my bad! I'll get out of your hair!
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To avoid a question and change the subject.

This is the verb of ThatVeganTeacher. To learn more about the person, see my other definition.
When the politician was asked on his stance regarding gun laws, he ThatVeganTeachered the question and talked about the economy instead.

When the teacher asks if I did my homework, I'm gonna ThatVeganTeacher the question.
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