astur

A good girl, nothing else.

You are an astur.

by Hola its me April 16, 2021

Asterisky

A blog run by a pretty awesome group of college students from around the United States who want to deliver a wide range of content to the internet from a young perspective.

Sam: "Hey did you read Asterisky today? There was a really awesome article about accounts to follow on Twitter."

Doug: "No way, man! The other day I was on Asterisky and there was a super-informative article about gas prices!"

Sam: "Sweet, yeah, I saw that. I'm thinking maybe I should apply to join the staff of Asterisky -- what do you think?"

Doug: "Go for it! I hear they have a "Join" tab on their site!"

Sam: "Cool, I will do that."

by DevotedReader June 2, 2011

astarxth

Buff man who will destroy all your holes

Astarxth destroyed CoReV hard yesterday

by bigbuffman12317173 March 19, 2021

aster

the opposite of a disaster in a feeling form

You receive free candy for a year, and you are feeling the aster.

by IAmThe Robin,Nightwing,Batman August 1, 2012

Astar

Astar, or asti as some might know her
This girl, is beyond perfection. This girl will love you like now other. She will make you realize what true love is. No matter what your experience with previous girls are, she will by far blow them out of the water. She honestly makes perfection look trashy. You can gaze upon her glistening eyes, and you Will find your self wandering through everything you've ever wanted, lost, completely oblivious to your surroundings. And the gentle push of her plush lips, can send someone into ecstacy. And her personality will make you think like no other. "how is someone this amazing, how can they be so kind, so caring, and then be so funny and just overall fucking amazing to be around. Any time with her you spend, you will look back on and cherish so heavily. People spread shit, and be nasty to this masterpiece, but only out of pure jealousy, that they can't be that good. If you ever find your self with the luck of meeting her, cherish it. Her love is pure, and will make you feel like no other woman will. And even if you own enough stupidity to leave such perfection, you will forever put up with the consequence of never being able to meet a girl who will love you just as much as an Astar will. If you have an Astar, hold her. Kiss her. Make sure she's yours, and never let her go. She's something more than special. And you should treat her with the upmost respect, and give her all of your love. Because she will show you all of hers.

Person 1: "I looked in her eyes, and I felt lost bro, she's so amazing"

Person 2: "sounds like an astar to me"

by AstarWillKnowWho;) June 23, 2018

Arturo

Arturo is someone everyone falls in love with, charismatic, handsome, and lovely. Arturo is someone who is brave in the face of conflict. Arturo is hardworking, and will look at a problem dead in the face and solve it. He’s the type of person to make the sun, moon and all the stars look dull. The type of person to write stories, and read books when he needs the strength to breathe. The type of man who listens to a running playlist that makes no sense, but has the best songs on it anyway. The type of man who is so diverse, he will listen to only top 100 hits, and 1000 different artists at one time. He’s the type of man that has worked for everything he has, and the type of man you want to run to every single time. Every. single. time. The type of man, I want to run to. Every. Single. Day.

Arturo is so loved. And he has no idea how much.

Hey did you know Arturo?

Yeah, I loved Arturo for lifetimes.

by eaglesfan1999 January 29, 2020

assturbation

To pleasure the anal cavity of oneself with the intent of sexual gratification.

I really wanted to go down on her last night, but when I got home she was in the middle of an assturbation session to the new Justin Timberlake video.

by decamel August 28, 2013