asturd

The moodiest person that you will ever meet. She's also superrrr sensitive. Her real name is Astrid Anne bus. She's also not the brightest bulb in the batch

Hey whose that wired chick??

That's Asturd

by Jësüs June 26, 2019

Astrud

Astrud is a beautiful girl with such a kind heart. She makes everyone else around her smile with her absolutely gorgeous smile. When she loves someone, she does everything in her power to protect that person. Get yourself an Astrud in your life, you won’t regret it

“Wow, she’s so perfect, must be Astrud”

by maadzzy March 12, 2019

astudillo

Astudillo means dangerous,fear,and loving. History says that they were always rich but also loving and never liked to Bragg about their money.

My family name is the Astudillos

by Hhhhhhhhhhhhhjhjhhj March 14, 2019

Tahlia Astudillo

Amazingly smart and cool human. Super grown up and born to do great things for society.

Ur such a Tahlia Astudillo!

by teaaaaaaaaa April 12, 2022

Assturdbation

The act of stimulating the anus by excreting feces partially out of one's own ass, then allowing the natural pressure of the anus to suck the feces back into one's own rectum. The process is repeated to one's satisfaction.

Dude1: So I've been trying out assturdbation lately.
Dude2: Oh man, I tried that once, it didn't work for me. Too much leakage.
Dude1: Yeah man, you've got to change your diet to avoid all types of fiber.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo July 8, 2016

assturdbait

To fuck your self in the ass with finger didlo or other

Go assturdbait your self.

by DieHardDeus July 18, 2005

Alturdative

A crappy alternative (al-TURD-ative)... a shitty option.

We might as well go to the party and try to get laid; the alturdative is to sit home alone.

by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 28, 2010