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San Diego Padres will be playing the Houston astroholes today
astrohole by anonymous February 14, 2024

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Astrohoe 

She’s always asking people what their sun sign is, she’s such an astrohoe.
Astrohoe by nikm100 February 8, 2020

astropologist

Astropologists are known for defending the actions of the professional MLB team named the Houston Astros. This team cheated its way to a World Series in 2017 using live video feed to steal signs and relay them to the hitter by banging a trash can in their dugout. They bizarrely did not face punishment from the chickenshit weak commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred.
What do you mean stealing signs illegally so the batter knows what pitch is coming didn’t provide an advantage? You’re just an astropologist
An Astrocle is the uncomfortable feeling you get when one of your testicles slides up from your scrotum into your pelvic skin, it being named astrocle is a mix of the words "astronaut" and "testicle"
Damn dude, I just had an astrocle, that really hurt
Astrocle by KentuckyFriedHumans January 4, 2020

Like waving a corndog in the Astrodome 

When a woman's pussy is so loose, that a man can't get any sensation from intercourse.
Fucking Crissy is like waving a corndog in the Astrodome!