astigmatitty 

A physical defect on the human breasts natural or artificial, lazy nipple or one nipple that points in a different direction.

After Kelly got her breast implants from that doctor that lost his license, she now suffers from Astigmatitty.

astigmatitty by Bigs B December 11, 2009

Asthmatic-Hitler

When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.

Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died

David: Sucks man..

Asthmatic-Hitler by Normal dude 44 March 7, 2011

anigma, anigmatic 

A blend of animation and enigma/enigmatic.

Noun: An anigma is an animated video production or illustration that has mysterious or puzzling (enigmatic) qualities.

Adjective: Anigmatic means mysterious or puzzling as conceptually applied to an animation of some kind. Does not have to be a formal animation video or illustration -- could just be something that can be perceived from an animated aspect.

anigma, anigmatic:

Noun: Let's make an anigma for this story (or poem, etc).

Adjective: That meme has an anigmatic aspect.

anigma, anigmatic by CrossBreeze October 12, 2019

neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

like the common cold, except much less snezzy, slighty more sleazy, but results in death. every time

for the simple man to understand

new bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ, caused after stressful experiences that the person experiences as highly traumatic

Pedro: I have neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis
Doctor: No Shit

neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis by Thaddeus Griffin January 7, 2007

astigmatism 

An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.

My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.

astigmatism by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

Char-asthmatic 

Someone who is charming in a nerdy way

"How was your date with Jim"
"He is a dork but he is very char-asthmatic"

Char-asthmatic by Hoco21 December 17, 2017

Year Long Asthmatic 

Someone who has an annoyingly stuffed nose for the entire year, and makes it disgusting to be near them.
They frequently blow their noses, yet they never, ever, get better.

Paul: "Ugh, I don't want to sit next to Fran, she's a Year Long Asthmatic."
Henry: "I know...it's gross. Let's sit near John instead."

Year Long Asthmatic by C.Caples November 27, 2009