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asthmatic 

Bradley cooper's body is so asthmatic.
asthmatic by Milky Drip April 30, 2016

Asthmatic-Hitler

When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.
Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died

David: Sucks man..

asthmatic chipmunk 

when you are eating a girl out, and you bite off some of her pubic hair then you proceed to make out with her, making her swallow her own pubes.
brittany... i can't run track today yesterday robert gave me an asthmatic chipmunk and now i can hardley breath.

Asthmatic American 

I label for people with Asthma meant to give false pride to that particular subgroup.
The blue team picked the Asthmatic American last for the basketball game.
Asthmatic American by Millah November 17, 2003

asthmatic mumble 

‘Asthmatic Mumble’ also commonly referred to as fat retard, makes everyone mentally insane from the mumbles he annunciates. Don’t bother confronting this man, if you see him, run the other way and call law enforcement
Asthmatic mumble will commit a series of crimes with his stubby chode and a poo stained lightsaber
asthmatic mumble by penis envy November 22, 2021

Char-asthmatic 

Someone who is charming in a nerdy way
"How was your date with Jim"
"He is a dork but he is very char-asthmatic"
Char-asthmatic by Hoco21 December 17, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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