assumble
dont assumble what we are doing
assumble by Trovitompson March 30, 2023
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covidiot assembler
A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.
covidiot assembler by NoPreach March 21, 2020
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Assfumble
Running into a man and dropping your things as a result. Mark Sanchez is prone to assfumbling, but an assfumble can happen on the street. Walking into a man and dropping your bag or running towards the line of scrimmage and hitting your offensive lineman in the ass, fumbilng.
Football Example: Mark Sanchez has the ball, he makes contact with his lineman, assfumble! Patriots have the ball! Patriots have the ball!
Everyday example: Man, I was walking to the store when I ran into a guy and totally assfumbled my phone.
Everyday example: Man, I was walking to the store when I ran into a guy and totally assfumbled my phone.
Assfumble by Jesus Christ of the LDS December 6, 2012
reddit assemble
Something an "edgy" cringe most likely teen says in a meme on Reddit like Reddit is an army or some shit.
Example:
Retard 1: ReDdIt BeTtEr ThAn InStAgRaM
Retard 2: no it's not
Retard 1: i'M pOsTiNg ThIs On ReDdIt To PrOvE yOu WrOnG rEdDiT aSsEmBlE!!!!
Retard 1: ReDdIt BeTtEr ThAn InStAgRaM
Retard 2: no it's not
Retard 1: i'M pOsTiNg ThIs On ReDdIt To PrOvE yOu WrOnG rEdDiT aSsEmBlE!!!!
reddit assemble by Cecilie Jensen March 1, 2020
assumblossom
a point of attention that when focused on reveals its own absence while continuously spawning new infinitely distant proportions unobservable duplicates of itself trying to be known as something when in actuality it is NOT.
All reside in the assumblossom, chase the assumblossom, assume it is and watch it blossom, then come around eventually to realize nothing was there except the assumblossom. chasing your tail the rabbit hole yin yang universe
assumblossom by didimentionall speak May 7, 2011
assemble fagitron
Two or more men inserting themselves into eachother. It's not gay sex, they are trying to assemble fagitron.
John Travolta wasn't trying to get that masseuse to have sex with him, he was trying to assemble fagitron. [gay} fag butt fuck bf anal
assemble fagitron by Doc Bliss June 2, 2015
peaceably assemble
peaceably assemble by EMHC Grover June 4, 2020
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