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abstractionist

An advocate of ideas rather than the people which create an sustain the ideas, as exemplified by those who advocate Western culture (philosophy, law and order, economy, civility, morals, etc.) without advocating for Westernkind.
"He/She loves Hegelian thought, but has no interest in recapturing our destiny as a people. He/She is an Abstractionist."

Ashtray heart 

Someone can have an ashtray heart if they always falls for smokers, then making their hearts into ashtrays as the romance fails and gets put out on their tray, often due to fear and failure of commitment.
Ashtray heart by CoasterDisks August 9, 2021

Southern asstray 

While smoking a cigarette or a cigar discard your ashes in a females ass when you are finished suck the ashes out and feed them to her like a momma bird would do to her chicks
If your giving a southern asstray make sure she doesn't fart!!!
Southern asstray by Candyshop2014 October 22, 2013

Abstract Expressionism 

- noun
an “artistic” movement reflective of post-WWII America’s industrial dominance. Just as GM was able to slap together shitty cars & dump them on the “free” world, American "artists" figured they could slap any shit they wanted onto a canvas & declare it artistically "relevant". As the philosopher P.T. Barnum observed, a sucker’s born every minute, & so the shit sold.

A major reason these artists sucked was they couldn’t stay inside the lines. They side-stepped this seeming career-killer by ignoring the lines & marketing themselves as rebellious, anarchic, idiosyncratic & nihilistic which explains A LOT about why the “art” looks the way it does… when you set out to paint shit, you end up with art that looks like shit.

Eventually the art world caught on to the scam, forcing the “artistes” to rebrand themselves as trailblazers in other bogus schools like “Post-painterly Abstraction”, “Color Field Painting”, “Lyrical Abstraction”, “Action Painting”, “Minimal Art”, “Post-minimalism”, & eventually some crap labeled "Neo-expressionism", a style so insignificant it barely escaped the late-70s. Given the paucity of talent in the artists who inspired them (e.g., Amedeo Modigliani, Max Jacob) it’s no wonder their works have the aesthetic appeal of a dog’s breakfast. Truth be told, most were frustrated poseurs who couldn't handle composition & perspective, & burned out on cocaine in the 70s to escape their anger at just missing the free-love movement of the 60s.
Chip: Hey, Dale. I didn’t know Hunter S. Thompson did Abstract Expressionism painting… hope you didn’t spend much on that piece of crap you hung in the foyer.

Dale: I’ll have you know that’s a Michael Petroni… one of Neo-expressionism’s finest artistes!

Chip: If that’s the good stuff, save me from the rest of it. And hang that monstrosity somewhere else, like the attic.

Swamp-asstrophe

An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.
I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!
Swamp-asstrophe by Legs4days January 23, 2014

Kevin Abstract 

Best gay rapper of all time. Also founded the best boyband since One Direction, Brockhampton
Kevin Abstract doesn’t fuck with white boys unless they’re Jaden Walker.