asstism

someone who has been diagnosed being an asshole

No Mom, dad isn't autistic, he has asstism.

by cagrumbly March 31, 2020

fat-assism

when someone eats so much and they don't care what, to which they have a disease or condition called fatassism

i have a disease. it's called fat-assism.

by javier montoya jose rodriguez December 13, 2010

Assism

Often confused with Dickism, Pussism, Fuckism or Shitism, Assism is the art of being a fuck piece to everything around you.

Guy: I shall now use your liver as a gun
Other guy: Man you really practice Assism.

by MinceFuck Cycle January 17, 2022

asstised

Coming from the words ass and chastise.

1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.

2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.

3. Anal Punishment.

Ving Rames was asstised in the movie Pulp Fiction by Zed.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009

assism

The belief that if you can make an ass of yourself, you will. Similar to Murphy's Law.

Stephen: "Dude, you're making yourself look like an ass!"
Anthony: "Man, assism must be true!"

by K.P.V. May 20, 2008

pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate

A hasty response to a request for data or information, such as project time-frames or costs, that has the appearance of being relevant and well considered while in actuality being largely baseless and pulled from thin air.

Similar to a guesstimate but lacking any forthright element, pull-it-out-of-your-asstimates are typically a response to an unreasonable request or means of quickly escaping an otherwise long, drawn-out and pointless discussion.

Even though I haven't seen any of the requirements or initial design documents the boss wouldn't stop hassling me for a scope of work. I had to give him a pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate of 4 weeks to get him off my case so I could start figuring our what it's really going to take.

by mrkrypto June 30, 2011

Asstimate

1. to form a totally uneducated guess, judgment, or opinion regarding the worth, amount, size, weight, etc., of; guess without any clue: to totally pull the numbers out of your ass.

2. to form a totally clueless opinion of; judge with your ass.

–verb (used without object)

3. to make an asstimate.

4. To judge how great ass would look without actually seeing it

1. John got shitfaced the night before big meeting and had not looked over the sales data he needed to know. When he was asked about the numbers, he just farted out an asstimate.

2. I totally under-asstimated the tightness and hottness of Beth's ass under that long, flowing dress.

by Cynep September 15, 2009