asstisim

The cross between autism and aspburgers syndrome resulting in a horrific combination of the biggest asshole you have ever met who fucking knows it all and can see the future. They are bipolar laughing while they grossly insult you and then expect you to thank them for the advice they have graciously gave you while kissing their feet.

Did you put on the sun block? Yes honey I did. Are you sure you put on the sunblock?? Yes honey . What spf did you use? 30 honey. Are you sure it was 30 and not 15? Yes honey it was 30. Are you positive?? Yes honey I’m sure. Three hours later I told you you would be fucking sunburned? Well no shit I was in the sun you so have asstisim !!!!

asstisim by Amari lunterhausen July 1, 2018

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asstism

someone who has been diagnosed being an asshole

No Mom, dad isn't autistic, he has asstism.

asstism by cagrumbly March 31, 2020

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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