asstisim
The cross between autism and aspburgers syndrome resulting in a horrific combination of the biggest asshole you have ever met who fucking knows it all and can see the future. They are bipolar laughing while they grossly insult you and then expect you to thank them for the advice they have graciously gave you while kissing their feet.
Did you put on the sun block? Yes honey I did. Are you sure you put on the sunblock?? Yes honey . What spf did you use? 30 honey. Are you sure it was 30 and not 15? Yes honey it was 30. Are you positive?? Yes honey I’m sure. Three hours later I told you you would be fucking sunburned? Well no shit I was in the sun you so have asstisim !!!!
asstisim by Amari lunterhausen July 1, 2018
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