Assism

Often confused with Dickism, Pussism, Fuckism or Shitism, Assism is the art of being a fuck piece to everything around you.
Guy: I shall now use your liver as a gun
Other guy: Man you really practice Assism.
by MinceFuck Cycle January 17, 2022
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Assism

Discrimination of someone based off the size of their ass
Rudy: Man, Janie’s ass is too small for my liking, she can’t be my girlfriend

Mason: That’s messed up man, complete assism
by MarcusBagss October 18, 2020
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assism

The belief that if you can make an ass of yourself, you will. Similar to Murphy's Law.
Stephen: "Dude, you're making yourself look like an ass!"
Anthony: "Man, assism must be true!"
by K.P.V. May 20, 2008
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assisms

words or phrases coined by people under the age of 26'
Person A: Emily is my friendamy

- This is an example of assisms
by xxhunterxx October 06, 2011
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fat-assism

when someone eats so much and they don't care what, to which they have a disease or condition called fatassism
i have a disease. it's called fat-assism.
by javier montoya jose rodriguez December 13, 2010
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