Synonyms: Twat, cheat, old, phil collins with less hair

Usage: To make a tit out of yourself by doing something completely stupid, e.g. fiance catches you having sex with an whore

Etymology: Stems from Latin word 'Asism' meaning Cunt

Shit, my wife just caught me in the middle of an ashism

Ashism by Dyke-On-A-Bike February 27, 2005

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asstism

someone who has been diagnosed being an asshole

No Mom, dad isn't autistic, he has asstism.

asstism by cagrumbly March 31, 2020

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asheismymom

hottest, sexiest, nicest, coolest person EVER on tiktok and also did i mention hot

guy1: hey look at that really really hot person over there
guy2: oh yeah that’s asheismymom

asheismymom by asheismymom June 3, 2021

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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