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A version of autism strictly limited to all people named ashley
Ashley: “I have severe ashtism.”
ashtism by Grinchy12 August 3, 2020
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Ashtyn Kaehler
Ashtyn Kaehler has Ashtism
Ashtism by Franklyn Jane September 10, 2022
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Has all the symptoms of autism but doesn’t have autism #Ashtyn
It can be difficult living with Ashtism
Ashtism by Franklyn Jane September 10, 2022
Synonyms: Twat, cheat, old, phil collins with less hair

Usage: To make a tit out of yourself by doing something completely stupid, e.g. fiance catches you having sex with an whore

Etymology: Stems from Latin word 'Asism' meaning Cunt
Shit, my wife just caught me in the middle of an ashism
Ashism by Dyke-On-A-Bike February 27, 2005
someone who has been diagnosed being an asshole
No Mom, dad isn't autistic, he has asstism.
asstism by cagrumbly March 31, 2020

asheismymom 

hottest, sexiest, nicest, coolest person EVER on tiktok and also did i mention hot
guy1: hey look at that really really hot person over there
guy2: oh yeah that’s asheismymom
asheismymom by asheismymom June 3, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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