Assism

Often confused with Dickism, Pussism, Fuckism or Shitism, Assism is the art of being a fuck piece to everything around you.

Guy: I shall now use your liver as a gun
Other guy: Man you really practice Assism.

by MinceFuck Cycle January 17, 2022

assism

The belief that if you can make an ass of yourself, you will. Similar to Murphy's Law.

Stephen: "Dude, you're making yourself look like an ass!"
Anthony: "Man, assism must be true!"

by K.P.V. May 20, 2008

Assism

Discrimination of someone based off the size of their ass

Rudy: Man, Janie’s ass is too small for my liking, she can’t be my girlfriend

Mason: That’s messed up man, complete assism

by MarcusBagss October 18, 2020

fat-assism

when someone eats so much and they don't care what, to which they have a disease or condition called fatassism

i have a disease. it's called fat-assism.

by javier montoya jose rodriguez December 13, 2010

Asoism

The best religion, Leading lost children to the light and giving them somewhere to feel safe.

I was lost until victor showed me Asoism

by VictorSucks August 18, 2018

Kobe Assist

NBA statistic that proves that missing shots is sometimes just as valuable as making them. A Kobe Assist is awarded when a player misses a basket, followed by an offensive rebound, leading directly to a field goal. Generally referred to as a put-back, tip-in, or follow.

Kobe's miss (with 20 seconds on shot clock) ricocheted upward from the rim before descending back down into the hands of Howard, who quickly put the ball in the basket for the Kobe Assist.

by jameshunger October 30, 2013

Voluntary assisted dying

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.

Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.

by OfficeMS July 16, 2023