asstext

Any words or symbols displayed across the backside of a girls skirt,shorts,sweat pantsorjeans to draw more attention to their ass.

"Check out the asstext on that fine bitches skirt. That's good advertisement for Hollister.

asstext by Frank A. Boston October 20, 2008

assdextrous

1. Possessing an exceptionally skilled posterior.

2. Ability to open doors with just one's ass.

John's hands were full but he needed to get through the door so he turned around and did the "clench and twist" and presto! Door open.

assdextrous by bigbaddave June 22, 2003

asstetic 

A dick that is so aesthetic that it makes your ass twitch.

Gary sent me a fire nude today. It was so asstetic I was wet throughout my entire math lecture.

asstetic by Zrizt October 3, 2017

asstent 

A sheet or blanket that that is draped over a small metal structure covering one's bottom, While they under go a proctological examination.

Nurse have you prepped the patient and set up the asstent.

asstent by Scissor Boy October 29, 2008

Ass text 

Texting someone back within thirty seconds of receiving a text message, or texting someone three or four times without getting a response.

"I just texted Josh once and he won't stop ass texting me!"

"I just texted McKenzie a second ago, and she's already started ass texting."

Ass text by JMC1436 May 24, 2009

asstertaste 

A foul aftertaste reminiscent of dirty bung-hole.

This diet pop leaves an asstertaste in my mouth!

asstertaste by Fodderwing July 1, 2005

asstertaste 

The shitty taste in your mouth after you eat out someone's asshole.

I got wasted last night, ate out my girlfriend's ass and now I have the worst asstertaste!

asstertaste by Notoriose July 20, 2009