Asstex

A vortex of ass. The origin of the stink.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seeker's Mantown Dictionary.

The Asstex is over there by Shaybah.

by theKman77 November 10, 2008

Assterburners

When your asshole burns after taking a shit

Taco Bell gave Tom a serious case of the assterburners

by ThatGuyWhoMadeThat April 29, 2015

Assterisk

The doggy style view of a girl's butt hole. Looks similar to an asterisk (*) or a starfish.

Scooter contemplated shooting a load in the clearly visible, puckering assterisk.

by thaicougs February 13, 2010

Assters

When someone on Brawlhalla spams with blasters to piss you off.

"This Lord Vraxx main uses some real assters."

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

assdextrous

1. Possessing an exceptionally skilled posterior.

2. Ability to open doors with just one's ass.

John's hands were full but he needed to get through the door so he turned around and did the "clench and twist" and presto! Door open.

by bigbaddave June 22, 2003

asstetic

A dick that is so aesthetic that it makes your ass twitch.

Gary sent me a fire nude today. It was so asstetic I was wet throughout my entire math lecture.

by Zrizt October 3, 2017

assterbater

A one legged man whore who masturbates other men in their asshole's! And/or any man who uses another mans ass to masturbate.

Me: Hey John stop being an assterbater you gay fuck!:)

Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.

Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!

by Jer and Ca$H February 28, 2008