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Asstentation

Contraction of Ass + Ostentation. Most notably on social networking sites.
To get likes & followers she would post butt pics ad nauseum in blatant asstentation. I unfollowed.
by 3gmaxvUD March 12, 2016
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Austentatious

A play on the word 'ostentatious', used to describe the works of author Jane Austen.
Positively Austentatious!
by Iz416 April 5, 2011
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Assterbation

The shameful process of grinding one's "derriere" into the groin area of their dance partner.
Mrs. Rode told us that if she sees any assterbation at the Christmas Dance, she's putting on her coat and leaving.
by ChrissyFanB1 December 4, 2009
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asspectations

When you try to guess what a girl's ass looks like just from the outline of it in her pants.
Yo man, you see that girl in the yoga shorts?
Ya dude, I got some real asspectations.
by Buzz55kill April 19, 2017
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Assterbation

the practise of rubbing ones genitals while dancing.
Mrs. Rode said if she sees assterbation on the dance floor she will put on her jacket and leave
by Chrissy Rode December 4, 2009
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Absentation

The feeling of the soul reaching its self happiness daily and thoroughly.

Most hippies who are stoned use this word out of conjunction without actually knowing the meaning..

Like the person writing this sentence right now.
Im in a complete absentation with myself man..

I love my life because I'm on a complete absentation right now.
by snarftastic June 8, 2010
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Asseatation

A person who likes eating women’s ass.
Yo I reall love asseatation your mom.
by MyDogAteMyFamily May 11, 2018
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