Asstentation

Contraction of Ass + Ostentation. Most notably on social networking sites.

To get likes & followers she would post butt pics ad nauseum in blatant asstentation. I unfollowed.

Asstentation by 3gmaxvUD March 12, 2016

Austentatious 

A play on the word 'ostentatious', used to describe the works of author Jane Austen.

Positively Austentatious!

Austentatious by Iz416 April 5, 2011

Assterbation 

The shameful process of grinding one's "derriere" into the groin area of their dance partner.

Mrs. Rode told us that if she sees any assterbation at the Christmas Dance, she's putting on her coat and leaving.

Assterbation by ChrissyFanB1 December 4, 2009

asspectations 

When you try to guess what a girl's ass looks like just from the outline of it in her pants.

Yo man, you see that girl in the yoga shorts?
Ya dude, I got some real asspectations.

asspectations by Buzz55kill April 19, 2017

Assterbation 

the practise of rubbing ones genitals while dancing.

Mrs. Rode said if she sees assterbation on the dance floor she will put on her jacket and leave

Assterbation by Chrissy Rode December 4, 2009

Absentation 

The feeling of the soul reaching its self happiness daily and thoroughly.

Most hippies who are stoned use this word out of conjunction without actually knowing the meaning..

Like the person writing this sentence right now.

Im in a complete absentation with myself man..

I love my life because I'm on a complete absentation right now.

Absentation by snarftastic June 8, 2010

Asseatation 

A person who likes eating women’s ass.

Yo I reall love asseatation your mom.

Asseatation by MyDogAteMyFamily May 11, 2018