Definitions by Notoriose

Woodrow Wilson 

As your female friend uses the wooden post on her bed as a Progressive Era marital aid you penetrate her anally, preferably while reciting the Treaty of Versailles.

That chick I hooked up last night was freaky. She mounted her bed post and was beggin for the ol' Woodrow Wilson.

Woodrow Wilson by Notoriose July 20, 2009

asstertaste 

The shitty taste in your mouth after you eat out someone's asshole.

I got wasted last night, ate out my girlfriend's ass and now I have the worst asstertaste!

asstertaste by Notoriose July 20, 2009