As your female friend uses the wooden post on her bed as a Progressive Era marital aid you penetrate her anally, preferably while reciting the Treaty of Versailles.
That chick I hooked up last night was freaky. She mounted her bed post and was beggin for the ol' Woodrow Wilson.
The shitty taste in your mouth after you eat out someone's asshole.
I got wasted last night, ate out my girlfriend's ass and now I have the worst asstertaste!