assportunity

A chance to have sex (get some ass)

Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"
Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"

by jakevt March 29, 2009

window of assportunity

The window of time between relationships when someone is weak, vulnerable, and easily fucked.

Justin: "So, I heard that Angie is leaving her husband"

Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!

by newsteve August 16, 2011

apportunity

The opportunity to create an app that has none be made yet.

There is no app on the iphone for measuring penis size with the camera. This is a great apportunity to make some hard cash.

by Misterque December 25, 2011

asspportunity

a opportunity to have sex or a person whith wich there is an opportunity to have sex.

I'm going to talk to him, I sence an asspportunity.

by Aaron February 24, 2005

Asspurtunity

An opportunity to get ass.

Yo dude let's hit up that party this weekend there will be a lot of slutty chicks there. It'll be a sick asspurtunity. Hopefully I'll get my weiner and/or vaj touched.

by eneman182 December 3, 2011

sassportunity

Any given opportunity to sass

I never miss a sassportunity

by Krizole September 8, 2010