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window of assportunity 

The window of time between relationships when someone is weak, vulnerable, and easily fucked.
Justin: "So, I heard that Angie is leaving her husband"

Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!

assportunity

Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"
Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"
assportunity by jakevt March 29, 2009