sassportunity 

Any given opportunity to sass

I never miss a sassportunity

sassportunity by Krizole September 8, 2010

window of assportunity 

The window of time between relationships when someone is weak, vulnerable, and easily fucked.

Justin: "So, I heard that Angie is leaving her husband"

Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!

window of assportunity by newsteve August 16, 2011

assportunity

A chance to have sex (get some ass)

Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"
Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"

assportunity by jakevt March 29, 2009