asspod
A steaming ball of ass mucous shot from the anus at high velocity like a well prepared snot rocket launched from your poo girdle.
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assPod
n. Obnoxious overly high-tech person who insists on conspicuously using or ranting about yet another needless elitist tech gadget OR the device itself.
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ASSPOLLO
I word particularly negativly used referring to the fictional character of Apollo in Lore Olympus . The use of the word is because in the story of lore olmypus Apollo is depicted as a rapist toward the main character persephone, going back derived by the greek mythos.
ASSPOLLO by Heeeeeeeewwwwwww May 3, 2020
Assmode
Assmode is a way of life.
assbodacious
assbodacious by Sobo March 22, 2003
assponent
A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.
assponent by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006
asspocalypse
When diarrhea is violent, it's explosive; An Asspocalypse occurs when Satan himself comes up from the depths of hell, through your colon, and out of your anal orifice in what only can be describe bout of hellish antichrist diarrhea. Explosive is an understatement, and complete loss of consciousness is not uncommon. All it takes is to bring on the asspocalpyse can be as little as one bad burrito from taco bell.
"Did you hear Johnny last night? fuck he had the taco shits!"
"Taco shits? More like asspocalypse."
"I'm not cleaning that shit up"
"Taco shits? More like asspocalypse."
"I'm not cleaning that shit up"
asspocalypse by SeeEmailAddr August 31, 2005
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