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To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
assplode by pennyloafer September 14, 2008
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Also: assplodes, assploding, assploded. A way of describing explosive diarrhea.
Mom? I'm going to need a mop and a hazmat suit. I just assploded all over the upstairs bathroom.
assplode by dutchboy July 28, 2016
The people assplode in various days of the week.
Assplode by Professor Anonymous August 4, 2006
To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
assplode by pennyloafer June 7, 2007
When you have gay butt sex and blow a load in your boyfriends ass. Derived from ass-plow-load
Man that gay guy must get some serious assplode
assplode by Grunchy February 23, 2009

volcano assplode 

the volcano assplode happens when you consume to many volcano items from the taco bell menu including the volcano taco and u have massive amounts of dirrhea from your ass
hey whats up man. hold on i just had some volcano tacos and im having a volcano assplode.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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