n. Obnoxious overly high-
tech person who insists on conspicuously using or ranting about yet another needless
elitist tech gadget OR the device itself.
Bilbo: Let's go to the pizza place with wifi and order off their
web site right from the parking lot.
Fred: You're such a f-ing assPod.
Gary: If Bilbo shows me one more
time how many songs he has on his
iPod, I'm gonna shove it up his butt and turn it into an assPod.
