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Assplurgers 

Fetish involving autistic lads and fat lasses.
See that whale on top of the mong? Looks like a pretty bad case of Assplurgers.
Assplurgers by Rorins February 26, 2011

ass plunger 

one who shoves penis in anothers ass,
tool used for anal raping
he stuck the ass plunger in his friends ass
ass plunger by nick swenson May 15, 2003

asspurgers syndrome 

A terrible affliction that drives one imediately to the throne with an urgent need to expel a toxic river of brown filth from one's derriere.
Last night's curry destroyed my guts. Bad case of asspurgers syndrome this morning. Should have put the bog roll in the fridge last night. Gnarly.
asspurgers syndrome by banoslibre September 7, 2014

asspelunker 

1.) A derogatory word used inplace of homosexual. 2.) One who spelunks asses, usually with their penis.
"That Bruce is one hell of an asspelunker."
asspelunker by Baal September 14, 2003

Assplunder 

To pillage that booty for treasure.
Last night, Rachel was assplundered. Roger says that the booty was bountiful.
Assplunder by Doccenburg September 11, 2015

ass plunger 

You know that thing that un clogs the toilet. Queers use it for their fagger buddies pleasure.
Oh yeah honey. i like getten my shit pushed in.
ass plunger by pittmans afag May 16, 2003