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Assburgers 

A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.
I have aspergers.

I had assburgers last night after taco bell
Assburgers by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017

Assplurgers 

Fetish involving autistic lads and fat lasses.
See that whale on top of the mong? Looks like a pretty bad case of Assplurgers.
Assplurgers by Rorins February 26, 2011

assluster 

Someone acting lackluster however in an assy sort of way.


biotch dumbass
You stupid-ass assluster
assluster by Beerinder May 16, 2004

asshugger 

Used to describe someone who is not quite and ass kisser, but is in need of an insult of the sort
You asshugger, don't just pour me a drink, bring it here damnit.

asslagger 

Get out of the way asslagger.
asslagger by metabollic666 August 25, 2008

assburgers 

A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.
"ASSSSSSSBUUURRRRGERRRRRZZZZZZ!!!1"

~Murray Smith, Flecko.net, sufferer of "assburgers"
assburgers by Rainbringer June 11, 2006