A shit for brains idiot who has no commmon sense and a tendency toward gayness.When an assplow pursues a relationship with a female he beccomes a pussy whipped douchecock who has tendencies of a fucktard. These types usually tend to keep to themselves and are very very submissive.
Dude, tell your girl to blow off and quit being an assplow.
Why are you being such an assplow.
Look at that assplow doesnt he know he sucks at life.
Dude that guy is an assplow hes staring at that six year old boy.
Why are you being such an assplow.
Look at that assplow doesnt he know he sucks at life.
Dude that guy is an assplow hes staring at that six year old boy.
by rayhater August 8, 2005
Get the assplow mug.Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).
Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.
Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.
My boyfriend assclowned-around, mimicking Sean Hannity.
by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
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The condition of the urgent need of a toilet because of upcoming mass defecation. The large intestine usually builds in gas pressure repeatedly, then fortunately subsides as you drive around looking for the best fast food restaurant to rush the restroom. As you park, the inevitable last build throws you from the car, you burst into a stall, and you barely drop your pants in time before the assplosion occurs. If your ass does not create a seal with the seat, the assplosion produces colorful feces all around the stall including walls, toilet, floor, and sometimes ceiling. Strangely, the toilet paper is untouched so you are able to make a clean getaway and vow never to return to that establishment. It makes for a good story every time you pass another similar restaurant.
by urbanparker May 4, 2015
Get the assplosion mug.Behaving in the manner of an assclown; see Sean Hannity Donald Trump, or any Republican member-of-Congress for poignant examples.
More than 1,000 psychiatrists recently stated that Donald Trump's assclownish behavior is due to his malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), but, to borrow a trite Trumpism other "people say" it's mainly because he is a low-IQ person.
by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
Get the assclownish mug.A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
Get the Captain Assclown mug.After a night of binge drinking at the Lower Deck, dip your bird in donair sauce, place pita bread on either side of partner's arse and then give 'er!!
by quigley dawn June 28, 2010
Get the Halifax Assplosion mug.someone who doesnt know what the hell they are talking about,makes stupid BS comments, pisses people off, and has no idea that everyone thinks this about them.
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by stesh July 19, 2008
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