The condition of the urgent need of a toilet because of upcoming mass defecation. The large intestine usually builds in gas pressure repeatedly, then fortunately subsides as you drive around looking for the best fast food restaurant to rush the restroom. As you park, the inevitable last build throws you from the car, you burst into a stall, and you barely drop your pants in time before the assplosion occurs. If your ass does not create a seal with the seat, the assplosion produces colorful feces all around the stall including walls, toilet, floor, and sometimes ceiling. Strangely, the toilet paper is untouched so you are able to make a clean getaway and vow never to return to that establishment. It makes for a good story every time you pass another similar restaurant.
by urbanparker May 04, 2015
by Bud Drayton November 14, 2002
The art of projectile-style defecation. The end result is a messy, steamy, smelly possible smoke filled (we don't get it either) bathroom who's cleaning requires at least a firehose and a bucket of bleach.
Assplosions have been known to inexplicably end up on the underside of the toilet seat.
In ancient China, those capable of the assplosion were looked upon with the highest regard.
see also BM Blowout
Assplosions have been known to inexplicably end up on the underside of the toilet seat.
In ancient China, those capable of the assplosion were looked upon with the highest regard.
see also BM Blowout
by the_guy January 16, 2005
An extreme case of diarrhea where very runny feces is excreted unvoluntarily from the anus at inconcievable speeds.
by Jazmon May 20, 2007
The assplosion of Henry rocked our group to the very core, to lose such a close member to such a tragic death.
by TheOneTrueMango November 22, 2006
by shitybits November 06, 2019
When you eat Burger King and/or Taco Bell and the toilet paper roll disappears because the shit turned your ass a different skin color.
by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 09, 2023