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assklown 

1. Noun: Someone who acts like a complete and utter moron deliberately, perhaps to get attention.
2. Adjective: One who acts likes the person described above.
3. Verb: The act of being a complete and utter moron.
1. Steve is such an assklown.
2. Steve is being so assklownish.
3. Steve was assklowning.
assklown by LeninousMinious May 24, 2005
Words you can keep

assklown 

When a rotten ass makes a klown of himself
"That was wrong, assklown!"
assklown by Clover February 25, 2003

assklown 

a dickhole from outer space
"Richie is such an assklown."
"Why is that guy being a fucking assklown?"or "That Duran is a fucking assklown!"
Richie Duran
assklown by xbloodknucklesx May 10, 2008

assklown 

Im a #1 assklown
assklown by Dickie Hewey July 7, 2003

assclowned 

Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).

Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.
My boyfriend assclowned-around, mimicking Sean Hannity.
assclowned by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

assclownish 

Behaving in the manner of an assclown; see Sean Hannity Donald Trump, or any Republican member-of-Congress for poignant examples.
More than 1,000 psychiatrists recently stated that Donald Trump's assclownish behavior is due to his malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), but, to borrow a trite Trumpism other "people say" it's mainly because he is a low-IQ person.
assclownish by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

Captain Assclown 

A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and [King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
The Trump administration is an assclown circus ass-circus and Trump is Captain Assclown.
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