1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.
2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.
2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.
. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.
2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.
2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.
by TrevorS September 1, 2006
Get the assflow mug.1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.
2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.
2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.
1. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.
2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.
2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.
by TrevorS September 16, 2008
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Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).
Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.
Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.
My boyfriend assclowned-around, mimicking Sean Hannity.
by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
Get the assclowned mug.Behaving in the manner of an assclown; see Sean Hannity Donald Trump, or any Republican member-of-Congress for poignant examples.
More than 1,000 psychiatrists recently stated that Donald Trump's assclownish behavior is due to his malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), but, to borrow a trite Trumpism other "people say" it's mainly because he is a low-IQ person.
by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
Get the assclownish mug.A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
Get the Captain Assclown mug.someone who doesnt know what the hell they are talking about,makes stupid BS comments, pisses people off, and has no idea that everyone thinks this about them.
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by stesh July 19, 2008
Get the assclown mug.People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.
The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.
by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012
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