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1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.

. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.

assflow by TrevorS September 1, 2006

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assflow

1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.

1. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.

assflow by TrevorS September 16, 2008

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assclowned

Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).

Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.

My boyfriend assclowned-around, mimicking Sean Hannity.

assclowned by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

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assclownish

Behaving in the manner of an assclown; see Sean Hannity Donald Trump, or any Republican member-of-Congress for poignant examples.

More than 1,000 psychiatrists recently stated that Donald Trump's assclownish behavior is due to his malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), but, to borrow a trite Trumpism other "people say" it's mainly because he is a low-IQ person.

assclownish by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

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Captain Assclown

A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka [Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.

The Trump administration is an assclown circus ass-circus and Trump is Captain Assclown.

Captain Assclown by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

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assclown

someone who doesnt know what the hell they are talking about,makes stupid BS comments, pisses people off, and has no idea that everyone thinks this about them.

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assclown by stesh July 19, 2008

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Verizon Assclowns

People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.

The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.

Verizon Assclowns by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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