assplanation 

The answer to a query that sounds plausible or as though the respondent is aware of factual data regarding the answer but is really just pulled out of the respondent's ass (see talking out of your ass)

"I asked him about the importance of religion in society and he gave me some assplanation about the subjugation of the masses."

assplanation by Brandy October 27, 2004

assplankton 

An annoying or useless person.

"Jenny is such a piece of assplankton"

assplankton by Thomas Christian July 29, 2007

Assumanation

Assuming something that is obvious from looks.

From assumanation, this is the blue one.

Assumanation by Uur.mom.is.gayy December 29, 2019

assplaycation 

When you’ve finally shown your sig o that anal sex is a good time, and you spend the weekend carousing around brown town

“Sore vagina? Assplaycation?”

assplaycation by kmm May 27, 2019

axeplanation 

One or more reasons for either chopping something or issuing a pink slip.

In da classic children's book, Lassie Come Home", da Duke of Rudling snortingly gives da Carraclough family an "axeplanation" of why he "had to sack" his animal-handler Hynes: "He was an utter nincompoop! Didn't know a dog from a ring-tailed filly!"

axeplanation by QuacksO May 21, 2022