asspinion

Much like assvice, an unwelcome and unsolicited opinion; a literal take on the phrase "opinions are like assholes: everyone has one..."

Doesn't Bob realize that no one wants his asspinion?

asspinion by Chibi Jeeb December 2, 2010

assficionado

(n.) an ass connoissuer or admirer, stemming from the word aficionado, meaning enthusiast.

Jim Bob surveyed all the hot chicks in the discotech, and--being a master assficionado--decided to take bootylicious Veronica home with him for a nightcap.

assficionado by evil little monkey June 20, 2005

asspirin 

A polite and more formal way to refer to a suppository.

Man, these hemorrhoids are killing me, think I'm gonna have to take another asspirin...

asspirin by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

Assinine 

How an idiot spells "asinine".

Only an idiot would thumb up the previous definitions depicting "assinine" as a proper word.

Assinine by Nsifhsuifh November 17, 2009

asspiring

adj referring to an attempt at something at which you failed completely

I was an asspiring writer once.

asspiring by DianeF November 13, 2007

Assinine 

Stupid, dim-witted, pointless

"This biology homework is so assinine."

Assinine by yeah, whatever November 15, 2003

ASSinine 

Something so stupid it makes a person look like a complete ass, despite whatever misguided good intentions they believe they have.

getting involved in political discussions on the internet is a great way to be shown to be ASSinine.

ASSinine by MikeMullin February 29, 2008