assininess

the state of being such a jerk in every possable way to one or more people. going so far as to ruin part of your life so that others around you suffer losses in their own lives. someone who isnt afraid to leave a family and ruin his ex-wives life because of the mistakes he has done. usually an older man in his early 30's who doesnt yet kno how to act his age.

the way he is acting toward his ex and his children is complete and utter assininess!!!

i totally understand that, what a child!

by jbwjbwjbwjbw September 23, 2009

Asininestein

Someone who thinks he is smart but is actually very stupid. A "know-it-none" as opposed to a "know-it-all". In particular, people who assume their success in one area entitles them to respect in another. (etymology: a portmanteau of the words "asinine" and the name of the bona fide genius "Albert Einstein" - coined by former Jeopardy! writer Ryan Hopak.)

"Glenn Beck spews so much bullshit he's the ultimate asininestein.", "The character Cliff Clavin on the sitcom Cheers was an asininestein."

by Corpania October 8, 2009

assiness

Of or possessing the qualities of being assy.

See also: assy

"Your post in this thread has been deleted for reasons of extreme assiness"

by rupan777 December 29, 2005

Assinine

How an idiot spells "asinine".

Only an idiot would thumb up the previous definitions depicting "assinine" as a proper word.

by Nsifhsuifh November 17, 2009

Assinine

Stupid, dim-witted, pointless

"This biology homework is so assinine."

by yeah, whatever November 15, 2003

ASSinine

Something so stupid it makes a person look like a complete ass, despite whatever misguided good intentions they believe they have.

getting involved in political discussions on the internet is a great way to be shown to be ASSinine.

by MikeMullin February 29, 2008

Assinine

The amount of time you have until you see the part of your plumber you hoped to avoid.

"Assinine, eight, seven, six...

by ky4ensicgirl March 18, 2011