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verbal adj. describing an attempt you made at something which completely failed and you look like a complete loser.
I was an asspiring writer once.
by Rhiana October 11, 2007
by Michael of SoCal February 25, 2007
Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks
by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003
Jack had major asspirations for Jill for four months before working up the nerve to tell her. Little did Jack know, Jill and her strap-on had some asspirations of her own.
by silentbobsaidso March 17, 2015
"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."
by Saint Rosa July 11, 2008
to exit an elevator after passing gas in it with hopes that the next person in there will be graced with the stench
by Papa Nimz May 16, 2007