asspirin 

A polite and more formal way to refer to a suppository.

Man, these hemorrhoids are killing me, think I'm gonna have to take another asspirin...

asspirin by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

asspirin 

A special form of acetylsalicylic acid that you ingest to help reduce aches caused by the a**holes in your life, and/or to help you to better deal with anyone who is a royal pain-in-the-a**.

I wonder if asspirin could also help relieve the smarting pains of humiliation you'd feel if you'd unwittingly made a total jacka** of yourself in public???

asspirin by QuacksO September 25, 2019

Aspiring Rapper 

North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."

Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window.

Aspiring Rapper by Chuckii Booker July 28, 2012

AspiringABS 

He do be consuming oxygen and playing minecraft.

1v1 me AspiringABS

AspiringABS by AspiringABS January 6, 2021

aspirin ass 

describes a person with a really flat ass... as in an ass that looks like an aspirin, which is flat with a line down the center.

you can't find dave's aspirin ass even in skinny jeans

aspirin ass by nikki & lexy December 9, 2008

AspiringABS 

Hottest alpha male on the planet Earth.
He smart, he got abs and he good at video games.

I am AspiringABS

AspiringABS by Ggok12 January 25, 2021

Rich Mans Aspirin 

Noun. Top Quality Cocaine.
So named because of the analgesic (pain relieving) effects of cocaine, and how it can be used excessively, despite the expense, by the wealthy.

Mr. Richworthton is complaining of a migraine, please take this $1000 and get him some Rich Mans Aspirin from his dealer.

Rich Mans Aspirin by GlamKitten November 8, 2011