assphasia 

A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.

"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"

assphasia by fooz20 December 30, 2008

Assphyxiation 

When a girl puts her booty on your face and suffocates you, erotically.

When she gets really horny, she likes to engage in assphyxiation.

Assphyxiation by Smmimmy January 24, 2009

Qwertial Aphasia 

While having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.

AIM: Porkchop: Want to go get food later?
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.

Qwertial Aphasia by Indigeo Aliquis August 28, 2009

Aspasia 

The ideal WOMAN! A greek name for the most amazing woman you will ever meet in your life. If she takes you to bed this will be an experience you will never forget! She is sexy, smart, sweet, cute, gorgeous and unique. She knows how to treat a man and knows how to love. She is brunette and has the most amazing big boobs! A greek goddess!

OMG what a woman! She looks like Aspasia!

Aspasia by babinos February 11, 2010

Aspasia 

From Greek ; the most beautiful girl in the world, like her mother.
Also a greek goddess.

She's like Aspasia in the breeze

Aspasia by Crawley3 February 20, 2009

Asshatian

Pertaining to asshat behavior.

See asshat.

Ascii: 3>ian

Jon, commenting about a music video someone had posted under Meg's status update that her nephew had died without writing anything to acknowledge her loss, was really asshatian of you (...was really 3>ian of you).

Asshatian by Leona Orange September 25, 2011

assphyxiation 

A fart so potent that it causes everyone in the room to choke to death due to it's disgusting odor.

"While watching the Omen, 65 people died due to assphyxiation."

assphyxiation by Jumoma June 3, 2006