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Asshatia 

A very cool absolute monarchy ruled by some guy named King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia founded in the 21st century because Gen Z having the brain capacity of a donkey while the world leaders argue some stupid shit I don't read politics.
I don't know who the king is but he sounds like a cool guy if you ask me.

Why am I doing this again?
Oh yeah I'm bored, whoops.
*Scrolling through Discord*
"Ayo why the fuck is there no Asshatia for the asshats?"
"Time to go make a definition for it in Urban Dictionary and hope it doesn't get smited!"

>*Author then got a lightning to the crotch*
Asshatia by 0 IQ Agent October 30, 2021
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asshatious 

An act which typifies the behaviour of an asshat.
"What an asshat! Did you see the asshatious way he just dismissed what she said?"
asshatious by King Byron August 22, 2008
Pertaining to asshat behavior.

See asshat.

Ascii: 3>ian
Jon, commenting about a music video someone had posted under Meg's status update that her nephew had died without writing anything to acknowledge her loss, was really asshatian of you (...was really 3>ian of you).
Asshatian by Leona Orange September 25, 2011

asshatitude 

Combining the words asshat and attitude:
behavior displaying the mindset or perspective of an asshat.
I'm sick of that jerk's rude, boorish behavior and asshatitude.
asshatitude by Brian L. Kelly April 8, 2007

asshattan 

1.Asshattan is a place with a high asshat occupation level.

1.Any asshat's place of dwelling because they occupy the place they're tainting with their asshatery.
Go take your sorry ass back to Asshattan where it belongs.

Obviously Asshattan is your favorite place to hang out and eat ass and wear ass on your head.
asshattan by Twacklock January 23, 2008

asshatical 

The description of an asshat.
The description of an action that infers the performer of such was an asshat
A word used to describe somethin' particularly unpleasant, bitter, unneccessarily cruel, or plain stupid.
Lifting that guy's handbrake when he was parked at the top of Beech hill was a rather asshatical thing to do. We laughed anyway.
asshatical by Elly-roo December 31, 2004

asshatard 

A UD contributing asshat that hasn't read the rules, can't spell, can't string a group of words together in a coherent fashion and scares the hell out of UD editors who sometimes try to imagine how someone so blatantly moronic can survive.
Yet another asshatard entry was rejected by the UD editors.
asshatard by BandV September 6, 2006
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