Amephasia

A pretty cool person you should talk to her shes lonely.

(this was made by Amephasia)

fuck Amephasia. -all of my friends

by Amephasia September 14, 2020

Qwertial Aphasia

While having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.

AIM: Porkchop: Want to go get food later?
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.

by Indigeo Aliquis August 28, 2009

Amerasian

A person of both American and Asian descent.

Brooke Lee's mother is Korean, but her dad is from California, making her Amerasian.

by CrescentSunGoddess February 24, 2009

Browne Aphasia

Is an illness within the structure of the brain. In areas such as the hypothalamus and frontal lobe regions have sustained damage. People who suffer from Browne Aphasia will struggle in remembering important dates and the misplacement of personal belongings.

FRIEND: Hey when's our biology test?
YOU: Today, did you study?
FRIEND: No :| *spends rest of day studying*
~Upon entering biology you find out the test is three days later~
YOU: Have you ever heard of Browne Aphasia?
FRIEND: No?
YOU: Its when you constantly forget important dates, this is the third time this semester. Get yourself checked.

by garljack April 18, 2011

Amerasian

A person with an American Serviceman, either Civilian or Military, of ANY ethnicity or nationality for a father and an Asian or Pacific islander for a mother; the offspring, child or direct descendant of such a relationship, whether married or unmarried. Also: in very rare occasions the genders of the parents may be reversed, i.e. the product of an American servicewoman and Asian male.

Literally, American + Asian = Amerasian

His father was an African-American soldier and his mother was Korean woman. See the main character of the book SNOW CRASH by Neal Stephenson.

by Hiro Protagonist February 22, 2004

social aphasia

Someone who does not know when another person is dropping a hint. A person with social aphasia cannot understand when someone is trying to make a point. A Social Aphasiac fails to decipher simple hints, and makes repeated petty attempts to prove themselves.

Jeff: Sometimes Frank is such a Social Aphasiac.

Ray: He is really out of touch.
Jeff: He would never know.
Ray: Such a creepy person.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

Browne Aphasia

When you constantly forget the dates to important tests and exams. These people are fucking retards, and shouldn't participate in the IB because of their poor memory skills, these people tend to cause stress and worry in people's lives because they convince people that test and exams are sooner than they actually are.

The test is next week
No, its tomorrow
Okay thanks

Hey dude I stayed up til midnight last night studying, turns out the test is next week. Thanks a lot you stupid fuck. I'm diagnosing you with Browne Aphasia

You people should be shot.

by garljack April 25, 2011