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Assphobia 

Fear of not being an asshole
Kelric has assphobia
Assphobia by Alyssalou February 1, 2020

Assphyxiation 

When a girl puts her booty on your face and suffocates you, erotically.
When she gets really horny, she likes to engage in assphyxiation.
Assphyxiation by Smmimmy January 24, 2009

Assholian 

used to describe a person who is known to be the common asshole. 2. a person from the land of asses.
you are such an assholian!
Assholian by J.Wood January 3, 2008

Abophobia 

Phobia against Male Asians.
Asian boy: This girl accepted my follow request but won't follow me back in instagram
Friend: Why?
Asian Boy: I don't know maybe she has abophobia.

Friend: Why do you think so?
Asian Boy: She's following all of the white boys in our school but none of the asian ones.
Abophobia by bovely October 6, 2019
The fear, and or, unrivaled hatred for anime. Someone who despises anime and all of its aspects and would rather burn alive that watch a single episode of anime.

Can also be used as "aniphobic" to describe ones self.
Weeb: Hey man, have you seen (insert anime here)

Aniphobic: *visually cringes* ugh... absolutely not... I have aniphobia.
aniphobia by BigDickBanditoh September 7, 2022

asbophobia 

An irrational fear of chavs.
Mike doesn't watch Little Britain anymore because Vicky Pollard scares him, I think he suffers from asbophobia.
asbophobia by Sir Luke November 15, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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