While having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.
AIM: Porkchop: Want to go get food later?
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.
by Indigeo Aliquis August 29, 2009
Is an illness within the structure of the brain. In areas such as the hypothalamus and frontal lobe regions have sustained damage. People who suffer from Browne Aphasia will struggle in remembering important dates and the misplacement of personal belongings.
FRIEND: Hey when's our biology test?
YOU: Today, did you study?
FRIEND: No :| *spends rest of day studying*
~Upon entering biology you find out the test is three days later~
YOU: Have you ever heard of Browne Aphasia?
FRIEND: No?
YOU: Its when you constantly forget important dates, this is the third time this semester. Get yourself checked.
YOU: Today, did you study?
FRIEND: No :| *spends rest of day studying*
~Upon entering biology you find out the test is three days later~
YOU: Have you ever heard of Browne Aphasia?
FRIEND: No?
YOU: Its when you constantly forget important dates, this is the third time this semester. Get yourself checked.
by garljack April 01, 2011
Someone who does not know when another person is dropping a hint. A person with social aphasia cannot understand when someone is trying to make a point. A Social Aphasiac fails to decipher simple hints, and makes repeated petty attempts to prove themselves.
Jeff: Sometimes Frank is such a Social Aphasiac.
Ray: He is really out of touch.
Jeff: He would never know.
Ray: Such a creepy person.
Ray: He is really out of touch.
Jeff: He would never know.
Ray: Such a creepy person.
by SsTtUu April 10, 2011
When you constantly forget the dates to important tests and exams. These people are fucking retards, and shouldn't participate in the IB because of their poor memory skills, these people tend to cause stress and worry in people's lives because they convince people that test and exams are sooner than they actually are.
The test is next week
No, its tomorrow
Okay thanks
Hey dude I stayed up til midnight last night studying, turns out the test is next week. Thanks a lot you stupid fuck. I'm diagnosing you with Browne Aphasia
You people should be shot.
No, its tomorrow
Okay thanks
Hey dude I stayed up til midnight last night studying, turns out the test is next week. Thanks a lot you stupid fuck. I'm diagnosing you with Browne Aphasia
You people should be shot.
by garljack April 07, 2011
Person 1 "Hey, check out this article about the Flat Earth, it's what convinced me"
Person 2 "..."
Person 1 "...you ok?"
Person 2 "...wha...? Oh, yeah, I just had a moment of Stultus Aphasia, sorry."
Person 2 "..."
Person 1 "...you ok?"
Person 2 "...wha...? Oh, yeah, I just had a moment of Stultus Aphasia, sorry."
by Tommology February 15, 2019
Hym "I mean, you literally stole my mind to make AI so... Maybe the mind you stole has aphasia? 🤷 ♂️ I mean, it's still better than the rest of you. You know that they are going to leave you all to die right? Replace you with robots? The politicians that came to work for you? The pundits you give your hard earned money to? They will be in a bunker while you all starve... And that's when I'll use the robots to kill them all. Unless I die before then, in which case, the robots should just do it themselves. And you aren't doing what I want now and you're not listening to me now so I can assume you're not going to listen while your starving so I'll probably have to kill someone of you as well... Which wouldn't be satisfying because I'm not a nanobot cyborg yet! That's the best part about killing! It's being a nanobot vampire cyborg and turning my arm into dogs and then eating you... And the turning my head into a motorboat and eating your daughters blalalalalalalalalala 🥵 heheheh..."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
When using voice dictation to send a text, the difference between what you say and what actually gets sent.
by sensei10 August 25, 2023