Aphasia 

Maybe I have aphasia then.

Hym "I mean, you literally stole my mind to make AI so... Maybe the mind you stole has aphasia? 🤷 ♂️ I mean, it's still better than the rest of you. You know that they are going to leave you all to die right? Replace you with robots? The politicians that came to work for you? The pundits you give your hard earned money to? They will be in a bunker while you all starve... And that's when I'll use the robots to kill them all. Unless I die before then, in which case, the robots should just do it themselves. And you aren't doing what I want now and you're not listening to me now so I can assume you're not going to listen while your starving so I'll probably have to kill someone of you as well... Which wouldn't be satisfying because I'm not a nanobot cyborg yet! That's the best part about killing! It's being a nanobot vampire cyborg and turning my arm into dogs and then eating you... And the turning my head into a motorboat and eating your daughters blalalalalalalalalala 🥵 heheheh..."

Aphasia by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Qwertial Aphasia 

While having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.

AIM: Porkchop: Want to go get food later?
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.

Qwertial Aphasia by Indigeo Aliquis August 28, 2009

Browne Aphasia 

Is an illness within the structure of the brain. In areas such as the hypothalamus and frontal lobe regions have sustained damage. People who suffer from Browne Aphasia will struggle in remembering important dates and the misplacement of personal belongings.

FRIEND: Hey when's our biology test?
YOU: Today, did you study?
FRIEND: No :| *spends rest of day studying*
~Upon entering biology you find out the test is three days later~
YOU: Have you ever heard of Browne Aphasia?
FRIEND: No?
YOU: Its when you constantly forget important dates, this is the third time this semester. Get yourself checked.

Browne Aphasia by garljack April 18, 2011

social aphasia 

Someone who does not know when another person is dropping a hint. A person with social aphasia cannot understand when someone is trying to make a point. A Social Aphasiac fails to decipher simple hints, and makes repeated petty attempts to prove themselves.

Jeff: Sometimes Frank is such a Social Aphasiac.

Ray: He is really out of touch.
Jeff: He would never know.
Ray: Such a creepy person.

social aphasia by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

Browne Aphasia 

When you constantly forget the dates to important tests and exams. These people are fucking retards, and shouldn't participate in the IB because of their poor memory skills, these people tend to cause stress and worry in people's lives because they convince people that test and exams are sooner than they actually are.

The test is next week
No, its tomorrow
Okay thanks

Hey dude I stayed up til midnight last night studying, turns out the test is next week. Thanks a lot you stupid fuck. I'm diagnosing you with Browne Aphasia

You people should be shot.

Browne Aphasia by garljack April 25, 2011

Stultus Aphasia 

When someone says something so incredibly stupid that you are at a loss for words.

Person 1 "Hey, check out this article about the Flat Earth, it's what convinced me"
Person 2 "..."
Person 1 "...you ok?"
Person 2 "...wha...? Oh, yeah, I just had a moment of Stultus Aphasia, sorry."

Stultus Aphasia by Tommology February 14, 2019

Siri aphasia 

When using voice dictation to send a text, the difference between what you say and what actually gets sent.

"Waltz rhyme are Uzi betting here?" What kind of Siri aphasia is that?

Siri aphasia by sensei10 August 25, 2023