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assasian 

Asian with huge ass, that kills..
She's an assasian? OH GOD IT KILLS! but very pleasurably..
assasian by shmoo shmoo January 3, 2008
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Assasian 

An Asian bitch who's ass is as fat as a centaur.
"Dammmmm girl I'm likening that Assasian!"
Assasian by Tittyspanker47 January 22, 2017

Assasian 

"Beware of Akane, she's an assasian..."
Assasian by WMark17 October 27, 2009

Assasin2110 

A true blue friend you can count on to defend you in the midst of nasty rumors. Generally found fishing in w64 Also an amazing vid-maker.
P1: I would kill Krakkadoom
Assasin2110: Not if I have anything to do with it!!!
P2: You wouldn't kill anything but that ant out there...
Assasin2110 by Krakky August 6, 2010

Gooch Assasin 

A 'Gooch Assasin' is a man who takes pleasure in hand slapping the gooch of another man. A gooch assasin may or may not have acutal ninja skills. There are a particularly disturbing comunity of Gooch assasins who attack their prey when showering.

A perjorative term used to describe someone of the same gender who has invaded your personal space.
Walter the Gooch Assasin waited quietly in the wardrobe for Stuart to enter the hotel room and undress. As soon as Stuart was naked Walter cartwheeled across the room and slapped him right on his exposed gooch.

While Xavier was waiting in line Timothy pressed closer than Xavier felt comfortable with. To alert Timothy Xavier said "geez Timothy could you take a step back, you don't have to stand so close you gooch assasin!' Timothy got the point and backed it up.
Gooch Assasin by The padre October 17, 2009
you spelt it wrong you fucking moron
assasin by Allah August 3, 2004

assasins 

Guy 1: Look at those assasins!
Guy 2: WTF are assasins? Do you mean Assassins?
assasins by Reincarnator May 5, 2007
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