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Assoline
Assoline by christophorus June 17, 2010
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assoline
Bro 2: Yo, did you and Gaudalupe do it after dinner last night?
Bro 1: Yo, right after she let out some assoline.
Bro 2: Right after or RIGHT AFTER?
Bro 1: Yo, right after she let out some assoline.
Bro 2: Right after or RIGHT AFTER?
assoline by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Assoline
assholiness
The act of being a glorified asshole.
A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!
"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"
Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!
"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"
Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!
assholiness by Lady Sarcasm December 3, 2010
assholiness
assholiness by Nick Wright August 12, 2006
assholiness
Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.
assholiness by J Snow February 5, 2010
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