deer dong

an expression said out of anger,something to say to make someone laugh

those pants make you look like you have a DEER DONG

by christophorus September 08, 2010

crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 05, 2011

vaginal ownage

having your name tattooed above or around a girls vagina, so you can literally claim it as yours and yours only

alex: wow that girls hot ima try to hook up with her

marc: na man that was chris' girl you legally cant do that

alex: what are you talking about?

marc: chris claimed vaginal ownage on her

alex: what?

marc: his name is tattooed above her vagina,meaning he owns it, if you touch her he will kill you

alex: damn...

by christophorus September 04, 2010

dirtstripper

a dirty stripper,a stripper that smells,a grade F stripper

so i went to the boobie bar last night n there was nothin but dirtstrippers

by christophorus September 08, 2010

Powersaur

similar to a power animal from rob dyrdeks fantasy factory but instead of an animal its is a dinosaur lying deep within ones self only comes out on full moons

did you see marc his powersaur just came out!

by christophorus August 13, 2010

white tadpole

ejaculating into a shot glass of vodka then making your woman do a shot

i made my woman do a white tadpole last night

by christophorus August 05, 2011

talkhole

-another word for mouth
-a word to call someone who talkes to much

ok seriously man your being a talkhole

by christophorus September 06, 2010