christophorus's definitions

boner busted

when a man can no longer get a boner

i heard that guy is boner busted

by christophorus August 5, 2011

white tadpole

ejaculating into a shot glass of vodka then making your woman do a shot

i made my woman do a white tadpole last night

by christophorus August 5, 2011

crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 5, 2011

ignorass

another word for dumb ass...ignorant + ass = ignorass

wow that guy is such an ignorass

by christophorus September 10, 2010

x-ex

a person who was you ex girlfriend or boyfriend but is not with you again

A: hey man i thought that girl was ur ex?

B: na shes my x-ex now

by christophorus September 10, 2010

captain creep

another phrase to call a "peeping tom", or someone who is just generally a creep or creepy

so we were at the mall chillen n we saw captain creep hittin on all the young girls

by christophorus September 8, 2010

sweeitch

sweet + bitch
-a girl that is a sweet bitch, basically bipolar, she can be a bitch one minute and a sweetheart the next

wow that girl is such a sweeitch!

by christophorus September 8, 2010