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Assernine 

It has several meanings and can be used in many different context.

1. of, relating to, or resembling a complete ass.

2. lacking intelligence or reason for saying or doing something so idiotic that doesn't require a response.

3. Absurd, Foolish, Ridiculous.

4. An off the wall comment.

ass-er-ninely: adverb
ass-erninity: noun
Ex: When one is sitting at the bar with their man and lady another person just sits there from across the bar or restaurant and just stare at you. (assernine).

When someone says something that's just utterly insane that it's not worth a response.......that's assernine.
Assernine by Big Money Grip April 20, 2012
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Assertiveness 

Clare's assertiveness stirred up his deep-seated sence of inadequacy
Assertiveness by McRule June 9, 2004

aspergineering 

‘Aspergineering’ is a term coined to describe a branch of thinking associated with people who have Aspergers Syndrome (AS). People with AS often have a unique ability to go beyond the concept of "thinking outside of the box".
In fact, in Aspergineering terms, there simply is no box!
Einstein's theory of relativity is an example of aspergineering.
aspergineering by mark tinley October 22, 2007

asserting dominance 

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.
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person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes

afternines 

In north carolina, and probably other states, your afternines is the license you get after having a license with a 5am-9pm driving curfew for 6 months...if you're under 18, you have to have the curfewed license before you can get your afternines...the 6 months prior to getting your afternines feel like the longest 6 months of your life
Erica: watch catch a movie tonight?
Joe: I can't...I still don't have my afternines...so it would have to be before 9
Erica: that sucks
Joe: ikr
afternines by jtl94 July 1, 2011

assertive 

If you are assertive,you speak and behave in a confident way and direct way, so that people pay attention to you
The man's speech was said in a assertive way
assertive by Definitivex August 15, 2009

assanine 

It's spelled "asinine."
Just thought you people should know... it's a real word, you just spelled it wrong.
That brat always makes asinine remarks.

/assanine
assanine by bluediamond286 January 3, 2008
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