assnime 

An anime that is so bad, that it is literal ass.

Person 1: Man, Kenj no Mago is an awful anime.

Person 2: Anime? More like assnime.

assnime by Makushi May 2, 2019

assnine 

A word used to describe anything that is stupid, inappropriate, lacking, or just not necessary. Also can describe someone who is full of themselves.

1. The sluggish way I was running today was assnine...

2. I'm not going to say his name, but D is so assnine that its annoying.

assnine by newguyontheblock October 9, 2008

asstime 

Closely related to a lightyear, a unit of time in which elapsed time can not be measured due to its immense length.

Taking a long asstime to get off
"Man, that douchebag is taking an asstime!"

asstime by T Freds May 7, 2007

assnite

The best way to do a woman

Let's assnite your mom tonight!

assnite by The_assniter_ December 8, 2022

assnine 

1. A word commonly used to describe stupid or annoying people and/or the way they act.

1. Seriously, when will D realize how assnine everyone thinks he is?

assnine by oldmaninacircle October 10, 2008

AssTime 

The combination of ass dialing and FaceTiming. The act does not necessarily have to be specifically caused by the gluteus maximus, but can refer to any accidental cause. Usually makes for extremely awkward moments and always happens when you are talking about the person or place you AssTimed. Not to be confused with "sexting".

Steph: "How did I FaceTime Cook's Cafe??"
Tyler: "Hahaha, it looks like you AssTimed the local diner... aaaaawkward"

AssTime by BoredScientist November 8, 2013

AssTime 

To moon someone over Skype, FaceTime, or Zoom.

Person 1 (makes FaceTime call and sees a naked ass on screen): wtf?

Person 2 (on screen, face not looking at camera): AssTime!!!

AssTime by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 1, 2023