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assnine
A word used to describe anything that is stupid, inappropriate, lacking, or just not necessary. Also can describe someone who is full of themselves.
1. The sluggish way I was running today was assnine...
2. I'm not going to say his name, but D is so assnine that its annoying.
2. I'm not going to say his name, but D is so assnine that its annoying.
assnine by newguyontheblock October 9, 2008
assnite
assnite by The_assniter_ December 8, 2022
assnine
assnine by oldmaninacircle October 10, 2008
AssTime
The combination of ass dialing and FaceTiming. The act does not necessarily have to be specifically caused by the gluteus maximus, but can refer to any accidental cause. Usually makes for extremely awkward moments and always happens when you are talking about the person or place you AssTimed. Not to be confused with "sexting".
Steph: "How did I FaceTime Cook's Cafe??"
Tyler: "Hahaha, it looks like you AssTimed the local diner... aaaaawkward"
Tyler: "Hahaha, it looks like you AssTimed the local diner... aaaaawkward"
AssTime by BoredScientist November 8, 2013
AssTime
Person 1 (makes FaceTime call and sees a naked ass on screen): wtf?
Person 2 (on screen, face not looking at camera): AssTime!!!
Person 2 (on screen, face not looking at camera): AssTime!!!
AssTime by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 1, 2023
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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